Monday, August 12, 2013

FUNNY LATEST NIGERIAN JOKES

FUNN LOVE!
Loved one's are medicines 4 any kind of wound in the world.
But there's no medicine in the world 4 a wound given by loved one's...


FUNN MAN!
A man was on the bed with his
wife,sleeping.he dreamt he was
in heaven.When he got to heaven's gate, he met an angel
who started showing him everything.After a while the man
asked the angel;can i piss here?. Angel replied;it's not
allowed but you can. A short while later
again,the man asked;can i mess
here?.Angel replied;it's not
allowed but you can. Minutes later,again the
man asked;can i poo here?.Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can.The
man saw a flower and asked the
angel;can i use the flower to clean my butt?.Angel said;it's
not allowed but you can.As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt,a hot slap landed
on his face.his Wife shouted;you
piss for bed,i no talk, you mess,i
leave you,i no talk,you poo on
top bed,i leave you,i no talk.You
now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, Are you
mad?....

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