Sunday, August 18, 2013

NEWS!!! OGA AT THE TOP LATEST NEWS

LET'S DISCUSS OGA AT THE TOP HE SAID SHAME TO NIGERIANS AS THEY WANTED TO RUIN HIM BUT MADE HIM POPULAR

FOR ME I THINK HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOREVER

LET'S HER YOUR VIEW!


The people that thought they were going to ruin me did not know that they would end up in announcing my destiny - NSCDC's Shem Obafaiye narrates experience after Channels TV interview
After lying low for months, NSCDC's Shem Obafaiye has finally granted his first interview.
He has finally disclosed how he felt -  the shame, the joy and the fame that came with his much publicized interview with Channels TV.
In case you missed it, Shem Obafaiye is the NSCDC official that couldn't tell the name/address of NSCDC's website (
HERE)...that
little  mistake cost him a lot though.
See excerpts of his interview
below:

What is your opinion about the Channels Television interview that
brought you instant fame?

I have nothing much to say other than to bless God for everything. I thank God for all that happened; I thank God for my boss, his support and love. He is a good boss and I appreciate him. As far as I am concerned all things work well for those who love God and in all things, the Bible says we should praise God. 
The people that thought they were going to ruin me did not know that they would end up in announcing my destiny. In the history of humanity, there had never been any human being that had instant fame like I did especially in a case that was meant to end negatively.
My brother-in-law in London is even so excited about the incident that he promised to assist me make big money out of this supposed mess. He had already handed the matter to an agency over there to trade mark "Oga at the Top." But I just asked him to forget it.
There is no need for that.
Many of my class mates are in top positions in Nigeria currently, yet, they said I did not go to school. I can mention a lot of them here, including the Attorney General in Lagos State, Ipaye, but why should I do all that. All the same, I give all the praises to God. It was not the first interview I would be having with them (Channels Tv). After that interview we shook hands and I even gave them my complimentary card. I could see that they were not really cheerful. If there was any effect, it was on them and not me. It was the same day I met with Governor Fashola of Lagos State.
Theirs took place in the morning and I met Governor Fashola later in the day. Some people believed they were up to something, but I did not know. I was only being careful with words as a security officer. We apply caution in all that we say and do. It was a live programme, the whole world was watching us, so, I did not want to be too free.
But like I said, I thank God for everything. I blame nobody for anything; I see everything as an act of God. They believe they would use it to destroy my destiny but God turned everything around for me, for the better.

How did your family take the development?

The day of the interview, 16th of March, 2013, was the day my father was buried. It was as if it was designed to destabilize me on the day of the burial of my father, but it was not so. It was three or four days after that they apologized and said it was not meant to embarrass me.
Channels felt bad because it backfired. Anybody that wants to go for an interview in Channels will be very skeptical now and henceforth. I just felt it was my time for divine announcement, so I did not take it the way they thought I would take it.
In fact, when I saw the T-shirt, I wanted to buy one. Some had thought that my transfer to Ibadan was a demotion, but they are wrong. It is not. They also claimed that my wife went to Channels over the issue. The question I asked was, to do what? She did not. The whole thing has only turned around to be God's glory in my life.

What is your philosophy of life and how did it apply in the case of "My Oga At The Top" case?

My philosophy of life is to impact positively on this generation. I want to leave a legacy, a good and worthwhile legacy behind that will not make my family live or walk in fear when I am gone. I want to sustain my good name; and that is what I preach to my staff every day.
I tell them to be open-minded; be determined; do what you will do with your best ability whether people are there or not. Note that there are people watching you and your work will speak for you when you are not there. This is what I always tell them.

What is the lesson to be learnt in your "Oga At The Top" issue?

Everyone should identify a lesson out of the whole saga

Saturday, August 17, 2013

NAIJA!!! COMEDY HEHEHE LOLZZ

Who no well?

NIGERIAN JOKES (INSANE)

Where did u do it last?
In bed? In the bush?or @ d bathroom?
How did u do it? Standing?kneeling?or lying down? Did u cry or shout? Or Smiled?
Did u feel guilty or u enjoyed it? Please dont forget 2 do it again this morning before u go out
I mean Praying and Thanksgiving.
What were u thinking???

NIGERIAN JOKES

Ebene's pastor added him on facebook & he innocently accepted. 2 mins later a mssg came in.

Pastor: How are you?

Ebene: Am fine my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of Heavenly Favor collapse on your head.

Ebene: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you & your family.

Ebene: (no reply) Pastor: Are you there?

Ebene: Yes my daddy. Pastor: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings son.

Ebene: May an over speeding Trailer of blessings crash you & your family like a moving train faster than the speed of light.

Pastor: God punish you!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

GIRLS TO WOMEN

From a girls to a woman and back to a girl

WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, GET RID OF WORRIES NOW!

Someone has written these beautiful words. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.

1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.

2. Why is a car's windshield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.

3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!

6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"

7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.

8. A blind person asked God: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's PEACE.
If you enjoyed this, please copy it and pass it to others. It may brighten someone else's day. Show the love of GOD to someone today.

PRAISE GOD & CALL HIS NAMES

Lion of d tribe of Judah, who fit put am for Zoo? Nobody! He broke d law of physics & walked on sea. He broke d law of Chemistry & turned water 2 wine. He broke d law of Economics(scarcity) & fed d multitude with 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. He broke d law of Biology(reproduction), he was born of a virgin. He broke d law of social network. He's not on Twitter nor Facebook yet nations follow him. The Ancients of days, Lily of d Valley, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Rose of Sharon, Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient, Adonai, Jehova El-Shaddai, Rapha, Nissi, Elohim, Shamma, Bright & Morning star, I am dat I am, Tamuno, Obinigwe, Kabiyesi, E bube dike, d Eternal rock of Ages, Okaka. Words are too small 2 describe him our Messiah. If u know he has done something great in ur life, pls share it on 2 all ur contacts 2day cos we owe him Adoration and Praises....... He alone is worthy of joyful noise and Glory!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

FUNNY...

FUNNY

Upgraded Beggar!

JOKES!

A Boy drops his girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for
support, leans towards her and says"can I kiss u"?
Girl: Not now, I'm at home
Boy: please!
Girl : No!
Boy: u were too swt in bed 2day
Girl: waoh! u too, full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss u gudnite
Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 minutes...
Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision,but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to your conversation! Lol

LIFE SITUATIONS

Over time I have discovered there is no absolute finish line for everyone in the race of life. Our tracks are different and our durations are different. The only thing we have in common is the same empire. For instance, one person graduates @ age 20 and struggles for another 5 years to get a job, another might graduate @ 25 and get a job immediately. One can marry a virgin and wait for the next decade to have the blessings of children, another lady probably after having series of abortions in her past, becomes a mother almost immediately after marriage. A fellow becomes MD @ 38 and dies @ 56, another becomes MD @ 55 and lives to 90. What a life! Life is full of twists, turns, ups and downs and many more surprises and disappointments. Life offers each one of us different opportunities and once an opportunity is lost, it's gone forever except by the grace of God. It is up to each one of us to patiently prepare, wait, recognize and utilize every opportunity. We learn on the way. No one knows it all or has it better. There is a reason why we all don't fall @ the same time. It's so that when one is down, weak and discouraged, the other who is strong, can encourage and lift the other person. God never promise that the road would be easy but he promised never to leave nor forsake us. Although life is a competition, let us learn to go easy on ourselves and trust that God is working it all out for good (even if it doesn't make sense now). I know that there is a time for everything but most importantly that " it will come to pass ". Whatever trials, challenges or down time , this too shall pass and in due course, u will be up and strong again to lift up those who maybe down around u......NEVER LOSE HOPE!!!

Monday, August 12, 2013

NIGERIAN FUNNY AND AMAZING PICTURES

FUNNY LATEST NIGERIAN JOKES

FUNN LOVE!
Loved one's are medicines 4 any kind of wound in the world.
But there's no medicine in the world 4 a wound given by loved one's...


FUNN MAN!
A man was on the bed with his
wife,sleeping.he dreamt he was
in heaven.When he got to heaven's gate, he met an angel
who started showing him everything.After a while the man
asked the angel;can i piss here?. Angel replied;it's not
allowed but you can. A short while later
again,the man asked;can i mess
here?.Angel replied;it's not
allowed but you can. Minutes later,again the
man asked;can i poo here?.Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can.The
man saw a flower and asked the
angel;can i use the flower to clean my butt?.Angel said;it's
not allowed but you can.As the
man was about to use the flower
to clean his butt,a hot slap landed
on his face.his Wife shouted;you
piss for bed,i no talk, you mess,i
leave you,i no talk,you poo on
top bed,i leave you,i no talk.You
now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, Are you
mad?....